Friday, February 25, 2005


Moonbat conspiracy theorists, all is forgiven! Dick Cheney, you rock!

As you know, I purchased 100,000 shares of Halliburton on inauguration day for $41.62 per share. Since then we’ve had some ups and downs (mostly downs), but now Dick Cheney has finally come through for us: Halliburton finally received a well deserved performance bonus from the U.S. Army and may be looking at another $1.5 billion in Army contracts. As a result, we closed today at 44.75, meaning that my paper-profit is now $313,000! (That’s enough to finance 31.3 pretend Randy Moss moonings.)


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