Saturday, February 12, 2005

Top 11 New Job Prospects for Eason Jordan

Being the compassionate sort, I could not celebrate the resignation of Eason Jordan. I was worried about what kind of job he could land after having so embarrassed himself. After giving it some more thought, I began to feel better, there are at least eleven good jobs for which Eason Jordan would be a strong candidate:

11. President, Harvard University
10. Investigator, International Criminal Court
9. Contributing Blogger, Dayton vs. Kennedy
8. Permanent Guest Host, Coast to Coast with Art Bell
7. Assistant Villain, Taxpayers League of Minnesota
6. Editor, Minneapolis Star Tribune
5. Maintenance Engineer, Fox News
4. White House Correspondent, Talon News Network
3. Communications Director, Mark Dayton for Senate
2. Chairman, Department of Ethnic Studies, University of Colorado
1. Case Study, Columbia Journalism School

2 Comments:

Blogger Doug said...

He flunked his interview with us. Kept confusing OUR Kennedy with the fat one from Massachussets.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Craig Westover said...

I don't know -- I thought embedded journalist with the 101st Airborne would be fitting.

6:11 PM  

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