Thursday, May 26, 2005

Top 11 Things That Made George Voinovich Cry Yesterday

11. When he broke a nail.

10. When Ethan proposed to Kendall on "All My Children."

9. When he accidentally dropped his frankfurter on the ground.

8. When he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was retaining water.

7. When someone defaced the "Mean People Suck" bumper sticker on his limo.

6. When he couldn't open the jar of pickles and had to ask his wife for help.

5. When he watched the movie "Beaches."

4. When he asked his wife "Do these slacks make my butt look big?" and she didn't answer.

3. When he noticed that his shoe lace was untied before his speech on the Senate floor.

2. When he delivered his speech that John Bolton was too mean to be the ambassador to the U.N.

1. When he read the "Just Between Friends" Hallmark card that Robert Byrd sent him that night.


Blogger LearnedFoot said...

12. Sunshine in his eyes...

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When he heard that Bo Bice lost.

10:02 AM  

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