Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The Name Remains the Same

You have overwhelmingly voted to change the name of this blog to “Natalie Portman in a KAR Thong”. Unfortunately, Ms. Portman’s attorneys are not too crazy about the idea. While the Nihilist and I would gladly go to jail in defense of the wishes of our readers, the Nihilist’s wife was less enthusiastic about that plan, so our name will remain “Nihilist in Golf Pants”. I would be more disappointed that “Sisyphus in Golf Pants” came in last, but I voted for “Natalie Portman in a KAR Thong” myself.

Final Results:
Nihilist in Golf Pants Classic: 23%
Sisyphus in Golf Pants: 5%
JB in Golf Pants: 6%
Misanthropic Frat Boy in Golf Pants: 13%
Fuzzy Nietzsche in Golf Pants: 8%
Natalie Portman in a KAR Thong: 46%

3 Comments:

Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Let's split the difference: how about just posting a picture of Natalie Portman in a thong?

LF

8:09 AM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

We don't know how to post pictures.

8:53 AM  
Blogger Mr. Poe said...

Why not simply toy with her name, or throw a campy disclaimer above in small text? Why are you letting an Entertainment Lawyer get the best of you and the obvious vote?

9:47 AM  

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