Sunday, July 03, 2005

Top 11 Liberal Gals that an Undiscriminating Conservative Might Like to Shag

The Northern Alliance were having a nice little program for two hours and fifty five minutes. Then it happened. Guest Mark Yost brought up as a final topic the disgusting thought that perhaps Jeanine Garafalo may be, shall we say worth getting to know, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

The Elder and St. Paul voiciferously objected to that classification of the short, squat, and brain-damaged Air America Host. Meanwhile, Mitch Berg seemed to equivocate. King Banaian appeared to wisely run for cover.

In the interest of showing everyone the slippery slope that begins when you contemplate a rendevous with an unattractive liberal, we at NIGP have come up with our top 11 Liberal Gals that an Undiscriminating Conservative Might Like to Shag. Note that the slope gets progressively steeper. In my opinion, Garafalo is way too far over the edge:

11. Jeanine Garafalo
10. Jane Fonda
9. The Fat Dixie Chick
8. Linda Ronstadt
7. Katie Couric
6. Barbara Streisand
5. Amy Carter
4. Sheila Jackson Lee
3. Ruth Bader Ginsburgh
2. Hillary Clinton
1. Helen Thomas

3 Comments:

Blogger King said...

Dude, I wanted no part of that conversation. The only way politics wouldn't mix with sex involves either gags or earplugs.

11:42 PM  
Blogger King said...

I was hoping, btw, that this would finally get me into the top 11. 'Tis a position to which I've long aspired.

11:43 PM  
Blogger rew said...

"Note that the slope gets progressively steeper."

That sounds more like #3 when you put together the Top 11 positions post.

8:10 PM  

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