Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Top 11 Opponents Ron Reagan Jr. Could Beat in a Debate (maybe)

11. Kato Kaelin
10. Amy Carter
9. Paris Hilton
8. Ashton Kutcher
7. Barbara Boxer
6. Jim Boyd
5. Finn
4. A brain damaged dolphin
3. Alec Baldwin
2. A half rotted turnip
1. Katie Holmes

2 Comments:

Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Who's Finn?

You really think Baldwin could take the turnip?

2:09 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

God hands down the top 11 list, I merely transcribe them (kind of like Moses and the top 11 commandments). Thus, I don’t know who Finn is, I suspect he is some sort of marine animal.

No, I don't think Baldwin could take a turnip, but I wouldn’t walk up to the betting window with my mansion.

12:32 AM  

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