Top 11 Things Hillary is Doing to Try to Appear More Conservative
11. She has purchased 100,000 shares of Halliburton.
10. She’s supporting a troop.
9. She has memorized the names of ten NASCAR drivers.
8. She has bought an H2.
7. She will now only ride Jane Fonda’s anti-war bus at night.
6. She has joined the Federalist Society.
5. She’s gone on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney and Antonin Scalia.
4. She now claims that she did once meet a tax she didn’t like.
3. She has started telling people that she is Hugh Hewitt’s former law school roommate.
2. While visisting Guantanamo, she tried her hand at torturing prisoners.
1. She’s been showing off her KAR thong at every opportunity.
10. She’s supporting a troop.
9. She has memorized the names of ten NASCAR drivers.
8. She has bought an H2.
7. She will now only ride Jane Fonda’s anti-war bus at night.
6. She has joined the Federalist Society.
5. She’s gone on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney and Antonin Scalia.
4. She now claims that she did once meet a tax she didn’t like.
3. She has started telling people that she is Hugh Hewitt’s former law school roommate.
2. While visisting Guantanamo, she tried her hand at torturing prisoners.
1. She’s been showing off her KAR thong at every opportunity.
posted by Sisyphus at 7/28/2005 08:59:00 AM
2 Comments:
OK...now who's going to come over here and wipe this coffee off of my computer screen?
Thank you for putting the image of Hillary wearing a thong in my head.
No really, thank you: I previously had the unshakable vision of Helen Thomas wearing a thong in my head.
And this should do wonders for KAR Thong sales (currently at 0)
LF
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