Top 11 Beliefs of Moonbats Protesting The Dropping of the A-Bomb on Hiroshima
11. Naming the plane "Enola Gay" somehow discriminates against homosexuals
10. One can support the troops, but still wish to send 1 million of them to unnecessary deaths
9. History belongs to those who re-write it
8. If the bomb hadn't been dropped, GHW Bush may have been killed in combat and we would have been spared the unnecessary Iraq war that his son started
7. Big tobacco somehow behind the Manhattan project
6. Our friends the Soviets were ready to help us with an invasion of Japan
5. No women or minorities represented within the crew of the Enola Gay
4. Extensive damage to Hiroshima abortion clinics
3. Escalated hostilities against Japan would inflame the "Japanese Street" and create more Japanese terrorists
2. Oppenheimer ran a non-union shop
1. America is evil and should never defend itself
10. One can support the troops, but still wish to send 1 million of them to unnecessary deaths
9. History belongs to those who re-write it
8. If the bomb hadn't been dropped, GHW Bush may have been killed in combat and we would have been spared the unnecessary Iraq war that his son started
7. Big tobacco somehow behind the Manhattan project
6. Our friends the Soviets were ready to help us with an invasion of Japan
5. No women or minorities represented within the crew of the Enola Gay
4. Extensive damage to Hiroshima abortion clinics
3. Escalated hostilities against Japan would inflame the "Japanese Street" and create more Japanese terrorists
2. Oppenheimer ran a non-union shop
1. America is evil and should never defend itself
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 8/07/2005 12:00:00 AM
3 Comments:
What can I say except that this is typically brilliant?
If you did not exist, sir, the Minnesota Right would have had to engineer you in some kind of test-tube and protect you from stem-cell harvesters.
Sisyphus does live in a test tube, and we're providing all the protection we can afford.
However, those stem cell harvesters are making some mighty attractive offers lately......be afraid Sisyphus...be very afraid.
To paraphrase Jesse Colter:
I'm not Sisyphus,
My name is Nihilist
Sisyphus left you years ago
Post a Comment
<< Home