Top 11 Stories That Really Aren't True Even Though They "Sound Authentic"

In order to assist reporters from the Los Angeles Times, who seem to be struggling to separate fact from fiction these days, we offer the following list as a resource.

11. ALIEN BIBLE TRANSLATED!

10. PRESIDENT THRILLED WITH IRAN'S GIFT OF GIANT WOODEN CAMEL!

9. GOD SWITCHES PLACES WITH BUS DRIVER

8. EVIL MOLE PEOPLE FOUND IN WYOMING

7. SCIENTISTS REVEAL LAWYERS & LEECHES HAVE IDENTICAL GENETIC MAKEUP!

6. BILL GATES TO BUY MARS!

5. WHITE HOUSE APPROVES NATIONAL CHAIN OF BROTHELS!

4. KIM JONG IL WANTS TO APPEAR ON AMERICAN IDOL

3. DWARF SLAYS BIGFOOT!

2. FOUR HORSEMEN KILLING THE COMPETITION - AT POLO CLUBS!

1. GAL WITH GREEN BABY SAYS SHE WAS RAPED BY A LEPRECHAUN