Friday, January 06, 2006

Top 11 New Items on the Vikings Themed Restaurant Menu

Yesterday, the Star Tribune reviewed the Purple People Eatery, a new Vikings-themed restaurant in Woodbury. Anonymous inside sources have leaked the top 11 items soon to be featured the menu:

11. Onterrio Smith's Original Wienerator

10. Fred Smoot's Double Bratwurst Combo

9. Bryant McKinnie's New York Stripper Sandwich

8. Randy Moss's I'm Sweet or Sour When I Want To Be Pork

7. Kelly Campbell's Pot Stickers

6. Tommy Kramer's Pickled Liver and Onions

5. Warren Moon's Battered Wife

4. Todd Steussie's Off Side Salad

3. Mike Tice's Scalped Potatoes

2. Esera Tuaolo's Brokeback Mountain Oysters

1. Joe Senser's Overpriced Hamburger

8 Comments:

Blogger Sisyphus said...

Daunte Cuplpepper’s Small Hands Mini-Donuts

Gary Anderson’s Atlanta Shank Steak

Troy Williamson Drop Soup

10:51 AM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Moe Williams' Hot Tuna Sandwich

Mick Tinglehoff's Irish Stew

Donald Igwebuike's Munchie Platter

Mitch Berger's Snicker's Shake

Joey Browner's Kung Fu Chicken

Fred Smoot's Ho-Boy Sandwich

Cris Carter's Hot Cross Buns

11:38 AM  
Blogger Republican Minnesota said...

Fred Smoot's Fish Tacos

Denny's Tossed Salad Greens

11:55 AM  
Blogger Saint Paul said...

Benny Ricardo's Chili Chompers

Les Steckel's Pudding Surprise

12:01 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

Denny Green’s Famous Chicken Knees

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Night Writer said...

Where's the Sean Salisbury steak?

Maybe they'll have former Viking players working as waiters. You'll be able to recognize Jeff George because his apron will always be clean and he won't dive for any falling trays or plates. Ahmad Rashad will always step outside when you're ready to order. Rich Gannon will be in the kitchen yelling at the rest of the staff. Chris Doleman will insist upon getting his tip upfront. A moonlighting Daunte Culpepper will deliver your food to the wrong table. Meanwhile, Tony Adams will stand around asking, "What the hell am I doing here?"

Oh, and will there be a drive-thru window for Keith Millard?

5:28 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Demetrius Underwood's Insanely Good Brownies

5:34 PM  
Blogger hammerswing75 said...

Entree:
Chuck Roast a la Foreman

Drink:
Sammy White Russian

6:08 PM  

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