Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Top 11 Honors As Dubious As City Pages’ Best Right Wing Blog

11) North Korea Friendship Medal

10) Miss Congeniality at the Miss Universe Pageant

9) The Pioneer Press's Rock Solid Award for hardest working journalist

8) Grammy for best Scandinavian-Turkish Folk Blues Fusion Album

7) Any of those "School Spirit" or "sportsmanship"awards at high school state tournaments

6) Pulitzer Prize for Undermining National Security

5) Most Valuable Player in the Arena Football League

4) Most Eligible Bachelor in the MOB

3) Star Tribune Letter of the Day

2) The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy

1) Being #1 on the Nihilist's Top 11 blogs list

4 Comments:

Blogger Rachel Irene said...

I think if "It's hard out here for a pimp" can win a Grammy, then maybe the Scandinavian-Turkish Folk Blues Fusion Album isn't far behind.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

I'd say congrats, but isn't being considered the best righty blog by City Pages like being considered the best two-ply toilet paper?

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Terry said...

Congratulations Nihilist in Golf Pants. Congratulations also to Keegan's Pub, Best breakfast with a hangover.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

You guys will NEVER live this down!

Someone's gotta tell Hewitt!

11:56 AM  

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