Friday, May 05, 2006

Top 11 Headlines Even Less Surprising Than "Kennedy In Car Crash: Alcohol Believed To Be Involved"

11. Murder in Minneapolis

10. Bear Craps In Woods

9. Bonnie Bleskachek Hits On Subordinate

8. Pope Wears Funny Hat

7. Minneapolis City Council Person Indicted

6. Twins Stadium Deal Hits Snag

4. Schools Say They Need More Money

3. Vikings Lose Big Game

2. Moviegoer Falls Asleep At “A Prairie Home Companion” Premier

1. Democrats Dispute Election Results

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush is an idiot

2:14 AM  
Anonymous BGates said...

Sisyphus blows advice on Windows 98

7:14 PM  

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