Thursday, September 21, 2006

Top 11 Candidates For The Newly Vacant Position Of Communications Director For The Amy Klobuchar Campaign

11. G. Gordon Liddy

10. That guy Matthew Broderick played in “WarGames”

9. Bobby Riggs

8. Gordon Riese

7. Rep. William “Icebox” Jefferson

6. Colleen Rowley

5. Ding Guangen

4. John Dean

3. Richard Armitage

2. Martha Stewart

1. Anyone who can communicate why it is a terrible affront to the Constitution to eavesdrop on terrorists but merely “exercising poor judgment” to receive information stolen off your political opponent’s website

2 Comments:

Blogger Chad said...

Baghdad Bob
Milton Waddams

Jeffrey Lee Parson

Mr. Charrington

10:37 AM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

I don’t see how you get five prominent Republicans; I only count two, Liddy and Armitage. I know nothing of the political affiliations of Riggs or Riese, but if they are Republicans, they certainly aren’t prominent ones. Dean and Rowley may have once been Republicans, but they certainly are not now. Guangen is a communist and the guy Matthew Broderick played in WarGames is a fictional character whose party affiliation was never developed. Jefferson and Stewart are definitely Democrats. Don’t even think about trying to fob Martha off on us – she is a long time big donor to the Democratic Party. Obviously, only a Democrat could fulfill number one.

8:23 PM  

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