Monday, September 25, 2006

Top 11 Things That Bill Clinton Was More Obsessed With During His Presidency Than Osama Bin Laden

11. The First Lady's cycle

10. Sister Souljah

9. FBI surveilance of American citizens (so obsessed that he got a bunch of the files for personal viewing)

8. Playing his saxophone

7. Cigars

6. Preventing the cancellation of "Models Inc."

5. Hurricane preparedness

4. Super sizing his Big Mac

3. Poll numbers

2. BET and Ebony

1. Hillary’s left hook

2 Comments:

Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

Hill seems to be more of a ball kicker than a left hooker. Oh, I guess she is a left hooker. Huh.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous John F Not kerry said...

Dodging flying plants

Midnight basketball

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

5:56 PM  

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