Top 11 Notes On Mike Hatch's Hand During Friday's TPT Almanac Debate

11. Smile

10. After the show, make sure Judi Dutcher hasn’t escaped from her cage again

9. Remain calm

8. E-85 = that ethanol gas stuff

7. Unclench teeth

6. Remember to always use personal cell phone to call judges

5. Ethanol is made from corn

4. Deep breathes

3. Don't call Wurzer a whore

2. Serenity now

1. Don't call Eskola a whore