Thursday, December 21, 2006

Top 11 Things Rosie O'Donnell and The Donald Are Fighting About

11. Rosie keeps pushing the envelope of "all you can eat" at the Trump Plaza buffet

10. Rosie feels Donald's preference for marrying beautiful women is discriminatory

09. Rosie is jealous that The Donald gets to feel up Tara Connor

08. Rosie is angry that people repeatedly mistake her ass for Trump Tower

07. The Donald once said he loves America

06. They don't really hate each other, they are just promoting their upcoming sumo wrestling match

05. Rosie’s gravitational field messes up The Donald’s hair

04. Trump never got over the fact that Rosie really didn't have a crush on Tom Cruise

03. Trump has cornered the market on white babies available for adoption

02. Trump's new condo project in New York is also called "The View"

01. Trump upset that now anytime he thinks about lesbians, he can’t get a picture of Rosie out of his mind (shudders)


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