Top 11 Things We Don't Want To Find In Our Christmas Stocking

Santa's making his rounds tonight, and we here at NIGP have been pretty good (at least we like to think so). However, if Santa disagrees, we hope he'll stick to lumps of coal instead of these punishments:

11. The Bonnie Bleskachek Rules of Management Handbook

10. The Minnesota Vikings Offense 2006 Highlight Video

9. Carlos Santana Cologne (ed: who wouldn't want to smell like Carlos after two hours of jamming under hot stage lights?)

8. The Britney Spears' Guide to Partying and Child Rearing

7. Paris Hilton's album, "Paris"

6. Dustin "Screech" Diamond's Pornographic Video Tape: "Saved By The Smell"

5. Rosie O'Donnell's 365 opinions 2007 calendar

4. A Taco John's e-coli snack pack

3. Anything in any way related to Jimmy Carter

2. The collected writings of Hendrik Hertzberg as paraphrased by the Star Tribune

1. The extended length DVD of Al Gore's global warming movie with 30% more lecturing

Merry Christmas Everyone!