Lights Out
Those crazy Californians are at it again. In an effort to combat global warming (as I write this it is 7 degrees Fahrenheit in Minneapolis) they are seriously considering banning light bulbs. Here is a list of the top eleven things they are considering banning and their stated reason:
11. Light bulbs (global warming)
10. SUVs (global warming)
9. Guns (violent crime)
8. The Term "illegal immigrant" (offends liberal do-gooders)
7. Smoking (second hand smoke contributes to lung cancer)
6. Manger Scenes (offends atheists)
5. Beef (mad cow disease)
4. Crucifixes (offends Muslims)
3. The Free Market (offends a majority of the California population)
2. The 5 Day Work Week (offends Hugh Hewitt)
1. The American Flag (offends illegal immigrants)
11. Light bulbs (global warming)
10. SUVs (global warming)
9. Guns (violent crime)
8. The Term "illegal immigrant" (offends liberal do-gooders)
7. Smoking (second hand smoke contributes to lung cancer)
6. Manger Scenes (offends atheists)
5. Beef (mad cow disease)
4. Crucifixes (offends Muslims)
3. The Free Market (offends a majority of the California population)
2. The 5 Day Work Week (offends Hugh Hewitt)
1. The American Flag (offends illegal immigrants)
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 1/30/2007 08:59:00 PM
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12. Rational thought (offends leftist crazies)
13. Reasoned debate (offends liberals who can only respond with ad hominem attacks)
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