Top 11 Highlights Of the Big Washington D.C. Anti-War Protest

11. Jane Fonda pretending to hijack a plane and crash it into the White House

10. Danny Glover performing a series of anti-war vignettes from Lethal Weapon 4

9. Chuck Schumer revealing the pain and suffering to Iraqis caused by the war as reported to him by his imaginary Iraqi friends

8. The drafting of the Senate's next non-binding resolution decrying America as a nation of imperialist running dogs

7. John Kerry previewing his stand-up act about the troops in Iraq

6. Chuck Hagel and Garrison Keillor singing a duet of Joan Baez songs in French

5. Cindy Sheehan's announcement of the dates for her 2007 world tour of anti-American dictatorships

4. The HUGE coffin

3. Keith Olbermann’s Super Bowl preview

2. Extra-scary giant sock puppets of Bush and Cheney

1. Jesse Jackson’s all new rhyming chants