Top 11 Other Personal Goals of Mitch Berg
Mitch Berg recently stated that it was one of his personal goals to "Try nordic biathalon".
Stop laughing.
Here are the Top 11 other personal goals of Mitch:
11. Master another 12 instruments
10. Stop hyberbolating about 80's sports prognostication
09. Really zing that smug Angry Clown
08. Keep employment for more than 6 months
07. Less buffets, more salads
06. Try running a mile
05. Try a layup
04. Try that game "bowling" I've been hearing about
03. Stop obsessing over "less talented" radio hosts that actually have paid shows
02. 20% reduction in restraining orders initiated by internet dates
01. 20% increase in use of the word "chundering" to describe my holidays
Stop laughing.
Here are the Top 11 other personal goals of Mitch:
11. Master another 12 instruments
10. Stop hyberbolating about 80's sports prognostication
09. Really zing that smug Angry Clown
08. Keep employment for more than 6 months
07. Less buffets, more salads
06. Try running a mile
05. Try a layup
04. Try that game "bowling" I've been hearing about
03. Stop obsessing over "less talented" radio hosts that actually have paid shows
02. 20% reduction in restraining orders initiated by internet dates
01. 20% increase in use of the word "chundering" to describe my holidays
posted by JB at 1/25/2007 02:46:00 PM
10 Comments:
12. It was Twenty Years Ago Today Part DCCL.
13. Join the Marines along with the rest of the NARN chickenhawks and request duty in Iraq.
Join anonymous's Gay Encounters Book Club, along with the rest of the NARN heterosexuals and request private mentoring.
I've time traveled into the near future and found one of Mitch's Twenty years ago posts...
Here it is...
http://littlenerosquartet.blogspot.com/
Find out what "Nordic biathlon" is.
I dunno, JB. I XC ski, and I shoot. Seems like it could work. Certainly better than your attempt to show that I can't do anything I've ever said I could...
Nordeaster: Yeah, but your parole is up soon, so you won't be compelled to read 'em anymore!
Anonymous: what's WITH your fixation with guys in uniform?
Rabuse: Given Doug's fixation with me and my blog, your cruising might bear fruit (hahaha) over on his blog.
JFNK: Foot? Is that you? Haha!
Mitch-
I'm not Foot, but I am a loyal NARN listener.
Who's got the fixation with guys in uniform, Berg? You and your little NARN gang are the ones fixated with playing toy soldier. "Shot in the Dark?" "Northern Alliance?" Maybe now that your boy president is proposing a civilian corps to go fight his wars they'll take fat bald chickenhawks like you. Talk is cheap, Berg.
"they'll take fat bald chickenhawks like you..."
Anonymous
How brave coming from someone not willing to even use a moniker, let alone disclose his real name.
John Doiron AKA John F Not Kerry
Anony...er, Shirley,
Your opinion, as an anonymous commenter, is worth less than I paid for it.
But to be fair, I suspect there's a reason for your anonymity, which would be made hilariously clear if anyone knew who you are. Lead paint chips as a child? Social ineptitude? No chin? Things too terrible to reveal?
Here's a prescription. Get some testicles.
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