Top 11 Things Good Ol' Gal Hillary Likes To Do When She's In The South
11. Marry her cousin
10. Noodle for catfish
9. Hunt swamp rabbits
8. Wrassle gators
7. Run 'shine
6. Visit repaired "dikes" in New Orleans
5. Sing Tammy Wynette songs at karaoke bar
4. Describe Reconstruction as a quagmire
3. Torment Rosco and Boss Hogg in the General Lee
2. Visit Crossroads where Robert Johnson sold his soul hoping to meet the devil
1. Make city folk who wander onto her Whitewater property squeal like a pig
10. Noodle for catfish
9. Hunt swamp rabbits
8. Wrassle gators
7. Run 'shine
6. Visit repaired "dikes" in New Orleans
5. Sing Tammy Wynette songs at karaoke bar
4. Describe Reconstruction as a quagmire
3. Torment Rosco and Boss Hogg in the General Lee
2. Visit Crossroads where Robert Johnson sold his soul hoping to meet the devil
1. Make city folk who wander onto her Whitewater property squeal like a pig
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 3/06/2007 03:08:00 PM
3 Comments:
Say the opening prayer at the start of a NASCAR race.
Fiddlin' contests with unsuspecting youths
Rassle ain't spelled with a "W".
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