Top 11 New Job Opportunities For Mike Hatch

11. Greeter at Wal-mart

10. Consigliere to the Corleone family *

9. Press secretary for DFL *

8. Minnesota's alternative fuels tsar

7. Full-time position as his daughter's criminal defense attorney *

6. Pimp for Republican whores

5. Mike Ciresi's personal caddy

4. Star Tribune editorial writer

3. Lori Swanson's personal valet

2. Labor relations mediator

1. Anger management counselor

* Left out when the Star Tribune reprinted this post in the Blog House