Monday, November 26, 2007

Top 11 Reasons Mrs. Hulk Hogan is Divorcing Mr. Hulk Hogan

11. She's been hired away to co-star in the new reality series, George The Animal Steele Knows Best

10. Refuses to get off his lazy ass and run for Governor

9. Now more Bulk Hogan than Hulk Hogan

8. Wants to get out, while she still has some hearing left

7. Found out that Scott Baio is only 45 and still single

6. She's hoping to be disinvited from the next Brooke Hogan album release party

5. Found out he lied about running a resistance unit from a German POW camp during World War II

4. Shocked to discover that Hogan was bald after he finally took off bandana

3. One day you just wake up and realize that you don't want an orange husband after all

2. They have nothing to talk about since the writers went on strike

1. All part of an elaborate ruse to get viewers to watch Wrestlemania XXXVIII

4 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

After years of steroid use, "Little Hulk" has gotten a lot smaller.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Nicko McDave said...

3. One day you just wake up and realize that you don't want an orange husband after all

Yeah, it's like she looked at his orange skin and couldn't get the thought of Ernie from Sesame Street out of her head. A woman her age would be much happier with a muppet like Bert. He looks like a sex toy.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Socal Bill said...

Found out that wrestling is like...really fake!

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrestling isn't the only thing he fakes.

9:01 PM  

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