Client 9

(To the tune of Revolution 9 by the Beatles)

[Not enough cash on deposit for you if I had realised…

Well, do it next time.

I forgot about it, Kristen, I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?

Yes.]

Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client

Then there's this Emperor wearing some brown underpants
About the shortage of hookers in Washington
Everyone of them knew that as time went by
They'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but
It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always
Umpteen my father's bucks allow me to diddly-i-dee
District attorney was leaving, intended to pay for

Client 9, client 9

Who's to know?
Who was to know?

Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9

I sustained nothing worse than
Also for example
Whatever you're doing
A business deal almost falls through
I will leave an extra two grand for next time
When fortune gives

Client 9, client 9, client 9

People ride, rich people ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Ride! Ride!

9, client 9, client 9, client 9

I'll miss the governorship
It makes me a few days horny
Compared with, like, wow!
And weird stuff like that
Taking our sides sometimes
Sheriff of wall street
Rouge doctors have brought this specimen

I have nobody's short-cuts, aha…

9, client 9

With the situation
They are standing still
The plan, the moneygram

Ooh ooh

Client 9, client

Ooh

Anonymous man without terrors from beard to false
As the hooker booker reported to me
Kristen is an American, petite, very pretty brunette,
5 feet 5 inches, and 105 pounds
Mayflower 851 ajar

Alright!

I don’t think he’s difficult.
I mean it’s just kind of like …
Whatever …
I’m here for a purpose
I know what my purpose is.
I am not a … moron

Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9

So the wife caught me and we'd better go to see a surgeon
Or whatever to cut it off… yellow underclothes
So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead
Who gave me a new pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all
So I said I'd resign, join the navy and went to sea

In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
I'm not in the mood for whirling

Um da
Aaah

How?
Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
Birds for birding and shtoop for shtooping
Them for themming and when for whimming

Only to find the FBI-watchman
Unaware of his presence in the wire

Onion soup

Client 9, client 9, client 9,
Client 9, client 9, client 9

Industrial output
Financial imbalance

Thrusting it between his shoulder blades

The Watusi
The twist

Dirty sanchez

Take this Patterson, may it serve you well

Maybe it's nothing
Aaah
Maybe it's nothing
What? What? Oh

Ho no!
Pay for luv guv!
Impervious in Albany
Could be difficult thing
Mann act, shmann act
Because it's so much
It was like being naked

If you became naked