Friday, April 18, 2008

Top 11 Debate Questions Barack Obama Might Not Have Whined About

11. “I am going on vacation next week; can you provide sunny weather for P-Town?”

10. “Do you like puppies?”

9. “How do you manage to stay on the high road while your opponents are taking so many cheap shots at you?”

8. “Whazzuppppp?”

7. “Do you think we Americans can put the past behind us and support an African-American president?”

6. “Has your spouse ever lied under oath?”

5. “Don't you hate it when people are mean?”

4. “Can you reassure voters who are worried about the possibility of you coming down with Alzheimer’s while in office?”

3. “Where do you find the audacity to hope?”

2. “What's it like to meet Oprah?”

1. “If elected, do you pledge not to mastermind the hijacking of planes and flying them into skyscrapers for the purpose of justifying an illegal war?”

2 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

"Boxers or briefs?"

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Farrakhan said...

was your mother a hippie?
do you consider offensive to call "the new JKF" to a candidate from Chicago?

4:39 PM  

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