Top 11 Promises President Obama Will Make In His Next Speech To Congress
11. The Cubs will win the World Series in 2009
10. Jennifer Aniston will finally find true love and live happily ever after
9. He will personally feed all Americans with a handful of fish and a half dozen loaves of bread
8. It will never rain on any American's wedding day again
7. Health costs will be greatly reduced, as he will lay hands on all the sick
6. Al Franken will be funny
5. Oprah will lose 100lbs and never gain it back
4. Everyone in his administration will pay most of the taxes they think they should pay
3. You won't have to pay a lot for that muffler
2. From this moment on, life WILL be fair
1. He will travel back in time and give an American the schematics to invent a car
10. Jennifer Aniston will finally find true love and live happily ever after
9. He will personally feed all Americans with a handful of fish and a half dozen loaves of bread
8. It will never rain on any American's wedding day again
7. Health costs will be greatly reduced, as he will lay hands on all the sick
6. Al Franken will be funny
5. Oprah will lose 100lbs and never gain it back
4. Everyone in his administration will pay most of the taxes they think they should pay
3. You won't have to pay a lot for that muffler
2. From this moment on, life WILL be fair
1. He will travel back in time and give an American the schematics to invent a car
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 2/26/2009 09:25:00 AM
2 Comments:
Everyone will save 15% on their car insurance without having to switch to GEICO.
Microsoft Vista will be fixed.
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