Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top 11 Signs You May Be Sexually Frustrated

11. You are married to Tom Cruise

10. Your name is "Garrison Keillor"

9. You have a blog

8. You write a newspaper column about blogs

7. Your spouse doesn't arouse you as much as your back-dated stock options do

6. You get excited watching women's college basketball

5. You're the only thirty-six year old single man at the petting zoo

4. You are a software engineer

3. You feel no sympathy for Marian Gaborik's groin injury

2. Your Level 7 Paladin was killed while you were looking at porn in another browser window

1. You get aroused at the car wash

2 Comments:

Anonymous Chris Walden said...

My paladin reached level 11, thank you. D&D geeks rule.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Jeff Kouba said...

I'm pretty bummed that I qualify for more than one of those. (But less than 10.) Must.. take.. cold.. shower.

3:46 PM  

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