Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top 11 Signs You May Be Sexually Frustrated

11. You are married to Tom Cruise

10. Your name is "Garrison Keillor"

9. You have a blog

8. You write a newspaper column about blogs

7. Your spouse doesn't arouse you as much as your back-dated stock options do

6. You get excited watching women's college basketball

5. You're the only thirty-six year old single man at the petting zoo

4. You are a software engineer

3. You feel no sympathy for Marian Gaborik's groin injury

2. Your Level 7 Paladin was killed while you were looking at porn in another browser window

1. You get aroused at the car wash


Anonymous Chris Walden said...

My paladin reached level 11, thank you. D&D geeks rule.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Jeff Kouba said...

I'm pretty bummed that I qualify for more than one of those. (But less than 10.) Must.. take.. cold.. shower.

3:46 PM  

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