Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Top 11 Upcoming Obama Administration Photo Ops

11. Surprise gift of a gigantic mechanical lizard to the city of Tokyo

10. Sending that guy who played Kumar to the Minnesota Vikings training facility saying he has a delivery for Percy Harvin

9. Japanese vintage air force acrobatic team performance over Pearl Harbor

8. Joe Biden in an Easter Bunny suit surprising Jimmy Carter

7. Gift of ovens and shower remodeling to the local Jewish Community Center

6. Reception for Armenian diplomatic delegation at Turkish bathhouse

5. Conference call with Donald Trump to the President of Chrysler wishing him a happy birthday

4. Sending a gift of several divisions of authentic Panzer tanks to the Paris Historical Society

3. Broadway cast of Pirates of Penzance sent on USO mission to surprise Navy ships in Gulf of Aden

2. Floating the giant inflatable pig from the Pink Floyd album cover over the Mexican border

1. Unexpected U-Haul full of fertilizer sent to the new Oklahoma City Federal Building landscaping project

2 Comments:

Anonymous Sis's sis said...

12. Shot-gun armed under cover 'students' clearing out Columbine Highschool.

5:37 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Visiting Mecca with the Rockettes and the cast of Rent

9:59 PM  

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