Separated At Birth

The Democrats push to get a health care bill signed this fall. Sure, it would be nice to have debate on the subject and craft a carefully thought out plan. On the other hand, the President says it has to be done now, so we don't really have time to read the bill, we need to get it done now.

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Mattress Giant, who has the mattress thay you like on sale. Unfortunately, the sale price expires today so you don't have time to shop around. Unfortunately, we can't write the sale up if you call on your cell after investigating the pricing at Slumberland. Let's just write this up now!