Viking Fans' Status Alert Level (With Bonus Flow Chart)

Because the Nihilist in Golf Pants blog strives to be fair and balanced, we have also created a Viking Fan Status Alert. Though, I'm not sure of what use it is, since it hasn't changed in the last 40 years:

If you're wondering how I, a mere blogger, was able to create such a hyper-accurate and timely early warning system, it's because I was the first to accurately map the typical Viking fan's psyche. Here now, for the first time, I reveal a complete and exhaustive diagram illustrating the typical Viking fan thought process, in a handy flow chart format: