Top 11 Places To Watch The Super Bowl

11. White House Party featuring the comedy of Amy Klobuchar
10. Protesting outside of healthcare executive's home, in front of the window with a view of the 102" plasma screen
9. All Minnesota depression treatment facilities' annual Super Bowl Parties
8. Briant McKinney's Super Bowl Strip Club Tour
7. At the Bellagio Sports Book with Barrack Obama
6. Party Like The Wealthy at The Fairmont Turnberry Isle Resort and Club featuring an IRS shake of down party-goers
5. Sitting in the E! box watching the Kendra/Kim Kardashian cat fight; reer!
4. Party Like a Banker at Gordon Biersch Brewery Restaurant, funded by US taxpayers
3. On a Minnetonka boat cruise with Fred Smoot, Dante Culpepper, and Dwight Smith
2. Hipster Football Week at Bardot, featuring $4 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coldplay and Radiohead tunes instead of game audio
1. At Brad Childress' new sports bar "Twelve Men In The Huddle"