Top 11 New Nicknames For The University of North Dakota

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11. Genocidal Pioneers

10. Laconic Lutherans

9. Mild-mannered Norwegians

8. Ignorant White Dirt Farmers

7. Emotionally Reserved Ranchers

6. Oil Drillers

5. Frilly Pink Panty Waists

4. Earth, Wind & Fire

3. Brokeback Mountaineers

2. Electoral College Rounding Errors

1. Fighting Humans of No Particular Ethnicity