A Song For Bakers

In all of the controversy over forcing Christians to cater gay weddings, I think we've missed out on a reasonable accommodation. I'd like to see Christian bakers guaranteed their rights to free association as long as they played a remade rendition of this campy old song in their bakeries:

Come in
Well, well, well, look who's here
I don't want to serve a queer

If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
baked a cake, baked a cake
If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
And no more pizza too

I don't want to serve a guy who loves a man
Won't support man on man
I don't want to serve a guy who loves a man
What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, I don't know where you came from
'cause I don't know where you've been
But it really doesn't matter
You're a sinner and I'm madder
That you want me to support your sin

If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
Man on man, goodness sake
If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
What the hell is wrong with you?

[Instrumental Interlude]

If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
baked a cake, baked a cake
If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
And no more pizza too

I don't want to serve a guy who loves a man
Won't support man on man
I don't want to serve a guy who loves a man
What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, I don't know where you came from
'cause I don't know where you've been
But it really doesn't matter
You're a sinner and I'm madder
That you want me to support your sin

If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
Man on man, goodness sake
If I knew you gay I wouldn't've baked a cake
What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with you?
Wroooooooong with you?