Nihilist In Golf Pants

Top 11 Excuses President Obama Has For Trailing Mitt Romney in the New York Times Poll

2012-05-16T20:15:00.001-05:00

11. No need to be concerned, the New York Times isn't really a big liberal paper 10. Apparently New York isn't a really big gay town either 9. Pollsters failed to identify Romney as "radical right-wing Mitt Romney" 8. HUGE over-representation of inbred polygamists from Utah 7. People love Mitt's work in Mad Men 6. Poll only sampled 6% more Democrats than Republicans when just about

Buffalo Soldier

2012-05-03T19:33:00.003-05:00

President Obama has been bragging about how "he" shot Osama Bin Laden. His quotes almost sound like the words to the Bob Marley song that was later covered by Eric Clapton: I shot bin Ladin, don't you talk 'bout the economy.I shot bin Ladin, don't you talk 'bout the economy.All the mean RepublicansThey're trying to put me down.They say that people shouldn't vote for meFor my handling of the

Old Shep: The Obama Version

2012-04-21T16:20:00.000-05:00

The story of how our president used to eat dogs makes me wonder how the classic song "Old Shep" would go as sung by Barack Obama: When I was a lad and old Shep was a pupO'er hills and meadows we'd strayedJust a boy and his dog we were both full of funBut I wondered just how Shep would taste I was living that time in that Indonesian holeWhen many have starved beyond doubtShep was unsuspecting and

Top 11 Reasons Obama Eats Dog

2012-04-19T16:52:00.000-05:00

11. Michelle limits the amount of beef he's allowed to eat 10. Rabbit reminds people of Jimmy Carter 9. Wants to be able to relate to what American families will be reduced to doing in his second term 8. If he had a son, it wouldn't look like Rover 7. Cat tastes too gamey 6. That's the last time he lets Joe Biden order when he's in Chinatown 5. Not eating dogs is xenophobic and narrow

Top 11 Reasons Joe Biden Called Senator Al Franken a Leading Legal Scholar

2012-04-12T09:17:00.002-05:00